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Mark Cuban Spills The Beans On His Success

“Wherever I see people doing something the way it’s always been done, the way it’s ‘supposed’ to be done, following the same old trends, well, that’s just a big red flag to me to go look somewhere else.”- Mark CubanWhat better way to start your day than with a few (timeless) Mark Cuban quotes? If ...…

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The 1 Time You Should Try To Lose Money

You might get a kick out of this… Yesterday I got an interesting email from a subscriber. Here it is: “Robert, I’m new to internet marketing and I have a small budget to get started. What do you think is the best way to make money?”

 To be honest (dear subscriber)… I have no friggin’ ...…

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I Got 99 Problems But Cash Flow Ain’t One!

“If you’re having cash problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but cash flow ain’t one!”

 Alright, alright…I get it. I’m super white. But a little spoken word e-mail rap doesn’t hurt anyone. Ok…enough tom-foolery and shenanigans. Down to business.

 Today’s lesson is easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy. And, it’s all about one thing: cash ...…

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From Broke To Like-A-Bawss (Don’t Make This 1 Dum-Dum Mistake!)

Internet marketers are a rare breed. At one point or another all of us have thought something along the lines of… “One day, using the ol’ intro-net, I’ll be able to sit around in my underwear and watch thousands of dollars pour into my account! It will be friggin’ awe-some!” This is the dream of ...…

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Batman’s Top 2 Ways To Be Persuasive & Sell More Stuff

I’m a big fan of Batman… After my Turkey induced coma on Thursday, I watched one of my favorite movies, The Dark Knight… Why am I telling you this? Because you can learn a lot about selling from…. BATMAN! Yup…..Selling. In fact, most super-heroes can teach you a lot about running a profitable biz. But, ...…

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Build It And They Won’t Come

I was delusional when I first started out online. Seriously. I thought that I could just build a website, and people would magically start visiting it. You know, like “build it and they will come.” Okay, I know, I know… Pretty dumb assumption by me, I get that now. But back then I didn’t understand ...…

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Wanna Play Whack-A-Spammer With Me?

Have you ever played that game “Whack-A-Mole?” You know… the one where all those moles pop up out of their holes and you have to hit them over the head as fast as you can? When you think about it, doesn’t it kind of remind you of spammers? Annoying pop-up ads. Lame supplement “free trials.” ...…

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How To Kick SEO In The Nards

I have a love/hate relationship with SEO. The floods of free traffic are wonderful. It really never gets old! But, it can take a lot of time and energy to maintain (especially if you don’t know what you’re doing!) Plus, the erratic mood swings of the search engines almost makes me want to forget SEO ...…

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Your Traffic On CRACK! (Tina Turner Approved)

You’ve heard it before… Without high quality traffic coming to your site, you DON’T have a business. It doesn’t matter if your offer is amazing. Let me be honest with you… Nobody CARES! (Unless they actually see the page!) The “big boys” in the internet marketing world usually don’t have the best products. Far from ...…

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I’m SORRY!

I’m just gonna come out and say it… I’M SORRY! Not for anything I’ve done lately… (although I’m sure I’ll goof sometime in the future!) Instead… I’m sorry for all the other internet marketers out there that treat you like garbage. That treat you like a wallet, rather than a human being. So, I’ll say ...…

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Has Your Business Reached The “Point Of NO RETURN?”

Sometimes you just can’t help it. There’s SO much information out there (about internet marketing), that you feel like pulling your hair out. Completely overwhelmed… Wanting to curl up in the fetal position from information overload. I’m going to be honest here… I get that feeling a lot! Ok… Deep breath. I’ll save the sappy ...…

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Why I LOVE The F WORD (And How It Can Make You More Money!)

I love the F Word. If I could I’d scream it from the top of a mountain if I could… Why? Because 99% of business people (that don’t make good money) don’t like the F word. They ignore it. They’ve banished it from their vocabulary… Don’t be one of these knuckleheads. But I’m not talking ...…

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Why I DON’T Do Outsourcing

Outsourcing is all the rage nowadays. But personally, I try to AVOID it at all costs. I’ve been burned way too many times. In my mind there is a big difference between outsourcing and hiring employees. Outsourcing a task is kind of like a one night stand. Wham, bam, thank you ma’am. Here’s what I’d ...…

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Whoooopsie! Confessions Of An SEO Lunatic

I love SEO. Free traffic makes me insane-in-the-membrane (remember that song?!)… And I get a lot of free traffic from the search engines… Let me tell you one thing: A handful of high quality backlinks are ALWAYS better than a load of junky links. Automated software be damned! Don’t get me wrong, “push-button” link builders ...…

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The Cold Blooded Truth About Internet Marketing

Nowadays you see this all the time… Knuckleheads that have never made a dime before have suddenly transformed into internet gurus. And, they’ll give you the “keys to the kingdom” in exchange for your hard earned dough…. Give me a friggin’ break! Here’s the truth… 95% of people that try internet marketing never make a ...…

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I Get Excited By Strangggeee Things

Some things are just plain ol’ weird. Like yours truly. I get excited by some bizarro things… (Get your mind out the of the gutter.) Here’s what I’m talking about: If I find a new system to make $2 per day online, I feel ALIVE inside. Not about the $2 itself, but the system that ...…

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How Bruce Lee Would Tackle The SEO Monster

I’m a huge Bruce Lee fan. In my mind the man is a genius. One of my favorite Bruce Lee quotes is: “Simplicity is the key to brilliance.” But for some reason people think that SEO is hard. I’m here to tell you that it just ain’t true! (If you know what you’re doing.) It’s ...…

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OH! OH! Beware Of This “Business Brainfart”

Running a business is hard. You don’t need me to tell you that… But there’s something will kill your business faster than you can say bankrupt. Ready? It’s the classic “OPUD” scenario. In other words, “over promise, under deliver.” There are so many online businesses out there that hype their product like it’s the second ...…

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Are Women Better Affiliate Marketers Than Men?

So you want to be a super affiliate, eh? Be known as the “rainmaker?” A big shot? Well, you might just need to get in touch with your feminine side. Why? It’s simply this: Women are FAR better at understanding how another person FEELS. Most of us guys have the emotional capacity of an adolescent ...…

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The Kim Kardashian School Of Marketing: What I Learned From A No-Talent Hussy

Some things just don’t make sense. Recently I found out that Kim Kardashian raked in… …a whopping $18 million dollars for her August wedding (which lasted all of 72 days)…. My first reaction was: “Are you kidding me!?!? How does this no talent hussy make that much money?” But then I realized her genius. Yes, ...…

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3 Stoopid Mistakes That Keep Even “Smart” People Broke

I read something interesting today. Something I wish I could shove in the faces of most of my obnoxious college professors. Here’s what the article revealed: Your IQ has nothing to do with how much money you make. No relation whatsoever. None. The more I thought about it, the more I realized… Most of my ...…

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Learn Consultative Selling

Consultative selling skills are imperative to making more money in your business. So, what exactly do I mean when I say “consultative selling?” Here’s how I think of it. I like to imagine it as being the trusted adviser for your clients (and potential clients), customers, and other people involved in the business. You should ...…

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